This just in, there are now two Slades driving automobiles around the greater San Diego area who are dangerous: Hank and Corey.
They're on opposite ends of the spectrum; Corey just got his license and doesn't know where he's going and Hank has had his license for 100 years and, well, he doesn't know where he's going either.
Please drive with caution and keep a look out for an early model Volvo Tank and any car with USC license plate rims.
This tip came from a concerned driver and parent who now has something else to worry about.
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Corey did indeed get lost but I now have to fess up to my role in his first "driving adventure". Though he made the initial wrong turn, I set him straight by cell phone. Unfortunately, the last part of my directions sent him to Del Mar instead of Cardiff... during hellatious commuter traffic! Eventually, through a number of cell phone communications, we discovered my error. By the time he got to the staff dinner that he was going to, it was OVER. So he drove the rest of the way home, stopping at Rico's Taco Shop in Encinitas, about a mile and a quarter from our house to pick up a California Burrito. With gas currently costing $2.80 per gallon, that TWO HOUR trip to Rico's was pretty expensive!
I am sad (not!) to report that Hank is no longer on the road menacing others. He lost his license this past winter.
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